When you wake up and your hair is greasy but you know Sandy’s waiting for you outside to whip and wet the shit out of clean perfectly-ironed curls and you know that you’re going to do a slamming interval workout on the treadmill after work so you’d just sweat up your hair the same day you washed it so you decide to go to work with greasy hair in a ponytail but your bangs keep slipping out and leaving greasy smears on your glasses and omg i can’t even.
